Have You Heard? My Dad Wrote a Porno

June 7, 2016 Features, Geek Girl Life, Podcasts 0

27389339What happens when you find out that your retired father has self-published an erotic novel? If you’re Jamie Morton, you make a podcast out of it. My Dad Wrote a Porno, soon to return with the sequel, is a weekly installment of Rocky Flintstone’s chef-d’Å“uvre, Belinda Blinked. Important to note that the full title is Belinda Blinked, 1: A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels. As you’d gather from the title, Miss Belinda Blumenthal removes more than just her high heels as she makes her way through the sexy, sexy world of kitchenware sales. Not only does Belinda have a very inappropriate job interview in chapter one, but she also gets tied up in a very muddy maze, is raffled off to a mysterious, linen-clad woman known as “The Duchess,” and has an intimate encounter in a hotel lobby.

And yes, she does a considerable amount of blinking. 

Each episode of the show covers a chapter of Belinda as read by Morton, with his friends Alice Levine (BBC Radio 1) and James Cooper who add some well-deserved commentary. Some of highlights feature in this illustrated (and NSFW) post over at BuzzFeed, including the infamous “pomegranates” line. I’d suggest not listening anywhere you would want to be seen laughing hysterically while cringing and/or possibly gasping in horror. Some Belinkers – as the fans like to call themselves – have posted pictures of themselves reacting to talking clits, the vole, or mysteriously stained black thongs.

 

#PornoDay returns July 4th. The show is available through their website, SoundCloud, and iTunes. So, fix yourself a turkey sandwich, grab a bottle of Chilean Chardonnay, and get stuck in to the steamy world of Belinda Blinked.