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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage (Pt. 3)

Day 6:

It would have been nice to have all the Midgar Parts IN ONE BOX!

Breed Aerith? Sounds like a fanfic idea to me. XD

LOL, really? Breed Aerith to Red XIII? I would think that most biologists would know better than that. XD

Just got captured and now everyone’s in jail. How many times is Aerith going to get kidnapped?

Is it just me or is using materia a little confusing?

Aaaand there’s Sephiroth…or at least, Sephiroth’s handiwork.

Ooh, yay! The motorcycle game! XD

LOl, it looks like Cloud’s swinging a straight-edge razor around!

And they’re off and outta Midgar! This ought to go well. :)

THERE’S Sephiroth! He doesn’t look as hot in the game as in some of the artwork I’ve seen.

My Mom was watching the game when Cloud was talking about his mom: “She was such a vibrant person. Then she died.” Mom ROFL’d.

Daw, Tifa in a cowboy hat!

Scene w/Sephiroth in library: I wish they could have made Sephiroth a lot sexier. XD His hair has SUCH potential.

Ay, yi, yi, look at Sephiroth cut those people up. HEY, there’s a sexy Sephiroth! FMVs, FTW!

Aw, poor baby Tifa. :(

Yurgh. They needed better translators/writers on this game. :/ “I thought you were a goner. I was really sad.”

At the Chocobo farm: SO CUTE! I want a Chocobo to cuddle!

Rode the Chocobo (DAW!) to the cave and there’s a giant snake on a stick. Sephiroth likes his hourly dose of blood, doesn’t he?


Strangeness Abounds

StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage (Pt. 2)

Day 4:

Stuck in the Train Graveyard. Why are these things so wildly confusing?

CONFUSION

YOWZA! The pillar’s going to fall now?!

Aw, man. Aerith’s been taken away. Do I smell the scent of a damsel in distress theme?

Day 5:

My mother says: “Barrett doesn’t look like a nice person” and “Their feet are huge!”

Having to use the walkthrough again to get through this whole wire climbing deal. With each new game I play, I swear up and down that this will be the game that I WON’T use a walkthrough and most of the time, I discover I need it. :P

I’m at the Shrinra building! On your mark, get set, go!

ZOMG, these STAIRS!!

I’m glad they inserted some cute dialogue amid climbing all these ridiculous stairs.

You know that part when you’re supposed to creep past the guards? Yeah, I failed pretty hard. But I leveled up tremendously!

BHET: Tehb, theb, tbeh, tbhe, Ihateanagrams, beht, bhet, bthe…Okay, so it was “best.” For heavens sake, what would I have done without a walkthrough?! I feel badly for the people who played this game without the Internet.

In the room where I can only open three doors. Thank God for walkthroughs.

I don’t see how the puzzles in this game weren’t impossibly confusing.

That’s it, I’m calling it a night. XP


Strangeness Abounds

StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage

My first encounter with the Final Fantasy series came when I sat down to watch Advent Children when I was nineteen. Up to that point, I hadn’t even heard of the series. As a consequence, at the ripe old age of twenty-three, I’ve just started playing Final Fantasy VII.

I thought, “Hey! It might be cool to quickly write down my thoughts and loud exclamations (as well as observations from my family) as I’m playing FF VII.” This is going to take a couple of weeks to get through (I’m not even close to the halfway point in the game yet), but I’d like to post the first three days of my first Final Fantasy VII experience. I hope you enjoy!

Day 1:

The graphics and music must have been impressive for the day and age…but only the cinematic sequences.

Oh, Cloud’s wearing purple? I guess I should be shipping SephiCloud instead of Cloti or Clerith. ;)

Why on earth can’t I use the analog stick for this game?! GAH!

Game Over screen. Dammit.

A few hours later: I’ve stopped my game for a while and I want to get started again. I think I may be experiencing withdrawal symptoms. Am I addicted already?!

Day 2:

Is it appropriate for me to say, “Honk, honk” in terms of Tifa’s boobs?

Aaaand there’s Aeris(th). Why is she wearing a pile of pink tires? And why does it look like she’s wearing pants when she walks when she’s supposed to be wearing a dress?

Why in the hell would Aerith ask a man who just dropped through the roof of her church to be her bodyguard? What about a little trust establishing?

You know what this game reminds me of? An SNES-style game.

Day 3:

I’m stuck between Sector 6 and 7…*sigh* I need a walkthrough.

WTF – a house that spits bombs and fire?!

The solution was blindingly simple – walk across a plank. Seriously? Really?

HAHAHA, I’m dressing Cloud up like a girl! Wheee! :D

Squats for a wig – who woulda thunk it?

Hopefully, this will be a weekly update type deal. :)


Strangeness Abounds

StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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You Can Do It, and Other Stuff to Say to NaNoWriMo Runners

On November 7, people from all over the world come to my hometown of New York City to run in the New York City Marathon. People line the streets the entire route, cheering the runners onward, waving signs and handing out water. Meanwhile, on the internet, thousands more are running a different kind of marathon–NaNoWriMo.

National Novel Writing Month is probably known to anyone who spends a lot of time online (ie geeks like us). But if you haven’t participated in NaNoWriMo you might not know how accurate the logo of a runner carrying a pencil truly is. In previous years, I’ve done NaNo and it really is a marathon for the brain. I reached my 50,000 words and collapsed, like a lot of the runners of the NYC Marathon do.

Since I’m not participating in NaNo this year, like so many of my friends are, including our very own TDF Pamela, I tried to think of a way to cheer the runners along their route. YEAH! GO WRITERS! GO WRITERS! GO! YOU CAN DO IT!

I’ve also decided to handle out some mental refreshment, courtesy of one of the best nerdy writers out there, Uncle Ray Bradbury. I’ve read his Zen and the Art of Writing several times, and I think there are parts that really speak to the NaNo writer. Certainly, it speaks to the critics that say writing 50,000 words only focuses on quantity and not quality.

What kind of schedule?

Something like this. One-thousand or two-thousand words every day for the next twenty years [or month, if you're not a genius like Ray Bradbury]. [...] You will have to write and put away or burn a lot of material before you are comfortable in this medium. You might as well start now and get the necessary work done.

For I believe that eventually quantity will make up for quality.

How so? [...] Quantity gives experience. From experience alone can quality come.

… To Fail is to give up. But you are in the midst of a moving process. Nothing fails then. All goes on. Work is done. If good, you learn from it. If bad, you learn even more. Work done and behind you is a lesson to be studied. There is no failure unless one stops. Not to work is to cease, tighten up, become nervous, and therefore destructive of the creative process.

So, you see, we are working not for work’s sake, production not for production’s sake. If that were the case, you would be right in throwing up your hands in horror and turning away from me. What we are trying to do is find a way to release that truth that lies in all of us.

Remember: Plot is no more than footprints left in the snow after your characters have run by on their way to incredible destinations. Plot is observed after the fact rather than before. It cannot precede action. It is the chart that remains when an action is through. That is all Plot ever should be. It is human desire let run, running, and reached a goal. It cannot be mechanical. It can only be dynamic.

So, stand aside, forget targets, let the characters, your fingers, body, blood, and heart do.

Yes, do all that! Listen to Ray Bradbury.

Or, if you need a break, you can buy the book that contains this essay or watch this video, which I find both hilarious and a tiny bit disturbing.


Emily

Emily is a book nerd currently living in New York City. She recently completed a master’s degree at New York University and doesn’t really know what to do with her free time. When she is not reading, working or sleeping, she is planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. She doesn’t really like writing bios, but if you would like to know more about her then you can contact her at bintwin @ yahoo.com.

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Real-Life Geek Girls That Rock

Felicia Day

This Renaissance woman always tops my list. If this list included guys, she’d still top it! She graduated from the University of Texas at Austin with a double major in mathematics and violin, and that was after turning Juilliard down.

She came into view in two ways – through acting in Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s later seasons, and then through the self-written and produced web series The Guild. Day had been a World of Warcraft player for two years, and used her personal experience as a gamer to create The Guild – a funny (and sometimes sad) web series on the WoW addictions of six people. As the writers’ strike hit, Joss Whedon started production on Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, a web series that took direct inspiration from The Guild. Day starred in Dr. Horrible as Penny, the love interest.

These days, she’s guest starring on Eureka, starring in a Syfy movie called Red, doing voices for games like Fallout: New Vegas, and being an insanely nice person.

Cleolinda Jones

An American writer and blogger, Cleolinda is an Internet sensation. She started a Livejournal blog called “Movies in 15 Minutes” in 2004, and her highly intelligent, funny movie recaps have made her a known name on the web. In 2005, she published a book of movie parodies called “Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Hollywood Blockbusters For People Who Can’t Be Bothered”. You can often find entries in her personal blog that show her views on pop culture brilliantly, succinctly, and hilariously (and with far less adverbs).

In addition to this, she also runs original fiction on her LJ called “The Secret Lives of Dolls”. Cleolinda is a collector of dolls – ah, we mean collectible movie figurines – and when the lights go off, they live. It’s a multi-fandom joyride, including everything from Lord of the Rings to His Dark Materials to a hilarious takedown of Twilight’s main characters. It’s crackfic at its best, and Jones’ wit and intelligence land her squarely on this list.

Jane Espenson

You may not know her name, but if you watch sci-fi television, you’ve been on the receiving end of her talent. Her real start came on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she made a name for herself. The Buffy episode “Conversations With Dead People” won her a Hugo award in 2003. Her other credits include Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Firefly (“Shindig”, one of my personal favorites), Angel, Tru Calling, and she is the co-creator of Warehouse 13. On top of that, she’s been tapped as one of the head writers of Torchwood: The New Earth.

I could fill this list with names of actresses on TV; much harder is finding someone with Jane Espenson’s pull and talent behind the scenes. She’s proved time and time again that if her name is attached, what you’re about to watch is a damn good story.

 

Danica McKellar

Who doesn’t remember The Wonder Years – and who didn’t want to be Winnie Cooper, the quintessential girl next door? Danica McKellar played Winnie for six seasons, earning Kevin Arnold’s heart – and ours.

More important is what she’s done since. Her transition from child to adult actress didn’t go as smoothly as she might have hoped, but her legacy will be something far more important than Winnie Cooper. She ended up majoring in mathematics at UCLA, even helping coauthor a brand-new theorem. After graduating, she started writing books specifically geared to closing the gender gap in mathematics. Among her books are “Math Doesn’t Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail” and “Kiss My Math: Showing Pre-Algebra Who’s Boss”. Her books have hit the New York Times’ best-seller lists. And best of all, her attempts to break down the societal message that “girls don’t do math or science” seems to be working. The books are used all over the country.

Kari Byron

Kari Byron has, possibly, the best job in the world. She builds things on Mythbusters along with the rest of the cast, and then more often than not finds a way to blow it up spectacularly. Somewhere along the line, she delves into the science of the project at hand. Some of her cooler projects: building a hwacha, a 15th century Korean weapon that involves setting off 200 explosive arrows at once; also, she proved that climbing two stories down the side of a building using a rope made of human hair is possible. Also an artist, she specializes in sculpture that tackles social commentary.

Did I mention she gets to blow things up on a regular basis?

 

Evanna Lynch

This is a true fangirl. In 2006, a 14-year-old Evanna Lynch sat through an open casting call in London for the role of Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter movies. A huge Harry Potter fan, she cosplayed her way into the role, going into such detail that she made her own version of Luna’s radish earrings. In fact, her self-made earrings were so good that when she got the role, the head of costuming tossed out the earrings her department had been working on and had Lynch make more. After a grueling audition process, she beat out 15,000 other girls for the part – mostly due to her love of the books and of the character. Her performance as Luna was almost universally praised by critics and fans alike.

Imogen Heap

This amazing musician relies on technology to get her songs made, even rigging together contraptions to get exactly the sounds she wants. In one of her signature songs, “Hide and Seek”, she uses a vocoder in order to give herself acapella, synthesisized harmony in three (or more) parts. She’s trained herself on piano, guitar, cello, clarinet, and drums. And when that wasn’t enough, she taught herself sequencing, music engineering, and production on an old Atari.

There are many types of geek out there; computer, movie, music, and theatre are only some of them. Yet, if you catch Imogen Heap live (which I recommend that you do), you will see all of those in play. Beautiful, artistic and technologically complex, Imogen Heap’s music squarely lands her on this list.


LamoreVincera

LamoreVincera has been a geek chick since the third grade, when she discovered Star Wars, Luke Skywalker, and a penchant for blond-haired farm boys. She has a lifetime-long love of fantasy, sci-fi, history, and medicine, and is currently working on achieving her dream of becoming a midwife, as well as working on a novel. She can be contacted at LamoreVincera @ hotmail . com and followed on Twitter at the link below.

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