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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage (Pt. 3)

Day 6:

It would have been nice to have all the Midgar Parts IN ONE BOX!

Breed Aerith? Sounds like a fanfic idea to me. XD

LOL, really? Breed Aerith to Red XIII? I would think that most biologists would know better than that. XD

Just got captured and now everyone’s in jail. How many times is Aerith going to get kidnapped?

Is it just me or is using materia a little confusing?

Aaaand there’s Sephiroth…or at least, Sephiroth’s handiwork.

Ooh, yay! The motorcycle game! XD

LOl, it looks like Cloud’s swinging a straight-edge razor around!

And they’re off and outta Midgar! This ought to go well. :)

THERE’S Sephiroth! He doesn’t look as hot in the game as in some of the artwork I’ve seen.

My Mom was watching the game when Cloud was talking about his mom: “She was such a vibrant person. Then she died.” Mom ROFL’d.

Daw, Tifa in a cowboy hat!

Scene w/Sephiroth in library: I wish they could have made Sephiroth a lot sexier. XD His hair has SUCH potential.

Ay, yi, yi, look at Sephiroth cut those people up. HEY, there’s a sexy Sephiroth! FMVs, FTW!

Aw, poor baby Tifa. :(

Yurgh. They needed better translators/writers on this game. :/ “I thought you were a goner. I was really sad.”

At the Chocobo farm: SO CUTE! I want a Chocobo to cuddle!

Rode the Chocobo (DAW!) to the cave and there’s a giant snake on a stick. Sephiroth likes his hourly dose of blood, doesn’t he?


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StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage (Pt. 2)

Day 4:

Stuck in the Train Graveyard. Why are these things so wildly confusing?

CONFUSION

YOWZA! The pillar’s going to fall now?!

Aw, man. Aerith’s been taken away. Do I smell the scent of a damsel in distress theme?

Day 5:

My mother says: “Barrett doesn’t look like a nice person” and “Their feet are huge!”

Having to use the walkthrough again to get through this whole wire climbing deal. With each new game I play, I swear up and down that this will be the game that I WON’T use a walkthrough and most of the time, I discover I need it. :P

I’m at the Shrinra building! On your mark, get set, go!

ZOMG, these STAIRS!!

I’m glad they inserted some cute dialogue amid climbing all these ridiculous stairs.

You know that part when you’re supposed to creep past the guards? Yeah, I failed pretty hard. But I leveled up tremendously!

BHET: Tehb, theb, tbeh, tbhe, Ihateanagrams, beht, bhet, bthe…Okay, so it was “best.” For heavens sake, what would I have done without a walkthrough?! I feel badly for the people who played this game without the Internet.

In the room where I can only open three doors. Thank God for walkthroughs.

I don’t see how the puzzles in this game weren’t impossibly confusing.

That’s it, I’m calling it a night. XP


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StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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StrangenessAbound’s Final Fantasy VII Maiden Voyage

My first encounter with the Final Fantasy series came when I sat down to watch Advent Children when I was nineteen. Up to that point, I hadn’t even heard of the series. As a consequence, at the ripe old age of twenty-three, I’ve just started playing Final Fantasy VII.

I thought, “Hey! It might be cool to quickly write down my thoughts and loud exclamations (as well as observations from my family) as I’m playing FF VII.” This is going to take a couple of weeks to get through (I’m not even close to the halfway point in the game yet), but I’d like to post the first three days of my first Final Fantasy VII experience. I hope you enjoy!

Day 1:

The graphics and music must have been impressive for the day and age…but only the cinematic sequences.

Oh, Cloud’s wearing purple? I guess I should be shipping SephiCloud instead of Cloti or Clerith. ;)

Why on earth can’t I use the analog stick for this game?! GAH!

Game Over screen. Dammit.

A few hours later: I’ve stopped my game for a while and I want to get started again. I think I may be experiencing withdrawal symptoms. Am I addicted already?!

Day 2:

Is it appropriate for me to say, “Honk, honk” in terms of Tifa’s boobs?

Aaaand there’s Aeris(th). Why is she wearing a pile of pink tires? And why does it look like she’s wearing pants when she walks when she’s supposed to be wearing a dress?

Why in the hell would Aerith ask a man who just dropped through the roof of her church to be her bodyguard? What about a little trust establishing?

You know what this game reminds me of? An SNES-style game.

Day 3:

I’m stuck between Sector 6 and 7…*sigh* I need a walkthrough.

WTF – a house that spits bombs and fire?!

The solution was blindingly simple – walk across a plank. Seriously? Really?

HAHAHA, I’m dressing Cloud up like a girl! Wheee! :D

Squats for a wig – who woulda thunk it?

Hopefully, this will be a weekly update type deal. :)


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StrangenessAbounds may be more of a truthful moniker than the author will admit to -- when she is not obsessively finding "just the right word," exploring the taste of various chai lattes or arguing over what is canon in "The Legend of Zelda," she is planning her next sushi outing. "StrangenessAbounds" is a writer of both fiction and non-fiction as well as being an editor and English teacher. She graduated in 2009 with her BA in English and is working towards her MS in English. She can be contacted through e-mail.

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Mark Wahlberg to star in Uncharted movie

Nathan Drake thinks this news sucks, too.

Did you hear that sound, fangirls and fanboys? That was the sound of my little Nathan Drake fangirl heart breaking.

Actually, it was the sound of me shouting, “NO! GODDAMMIT!” when I read that Mark Wahlberg has confirmed that he’s playing my beloved treasure hunter in the upcoming film adaptation of Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune.

You might remember that I was rooting for Nathan Fillion because honestly, he’s perfect for the role. He’s got the charm, the snark, the ability to look vulnerable while still kicking ass.

I’m not really a fan of Mark Wahlberg. Sure, back when I was twelve years old and he was “rapping” and dropping his pants on stage, I thought he was pretty cute. But he hasn’t impressed me at all with his acting chops, and for fuck’s sake, people, am I the only one who remembers The Happening?

I just cannot see the guy playing Nathan Drake. I can see him butchering the lines and looking pissy the entire time, but I can’t imagine he’ll be good at it.

Or maybe I’m overreacting a bit, heh. I’ll say now, if Wahlberg is good in the role, I’ll happily eat crow. But… I don’t have my hopes up. Not at all, especially after reading these quotes from our articulate actor:

“David is one of the best writer/directors I’ve ever worked with,” Wahlberg told MTV. “The idea that he has is just insane. So hopefully we’ll be making that movie this summer.”

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Walhberg also confirmed rumors that Russell is writing roles for acting heavies (and “Goodfellas” costars) Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci. “I’m obviously in whatever David wants to do, but the idea of it is so off the charts: De Niro being my father, Pesci being my uncle. It’s not going to be the watered-down version, that’s for sure.”

WHAT.

I’m sorry… WHAT?! What watered down version? The video game’s storyline wasn’t exciting enough, so we have to fuck with it and jazz it up? With Joe Pesci?

Again, maybe I’m overreacting, but… maybe I’m not. I’m so afraid this movie adaptation is going to be a clusterfuck of massive proportions.

Review – Fable III (Xbox 360)


FABLE III by LIONHEAD STUDIOS

Buy It Now:Fable III at Amazon.com

Description:“Fable III” is the latest installment to the action packedand critically acclaimed Xbox 360 exclusive franchise that has sold more than six million copies. Fans new and returning will now embark on an epic adventure, where the race for the crown is only the beginning of your spectacular journey. Five decades have passed since the events of “Fable II,” and Albion has matured into an industrial revolution, but the fate of the kingdom is at peril. In “Fable III,” you will be called upon to rally and fight alongside your people, ascend to the seat of power, and experience the true meaning of love and loss. The choices and sacrifices you make while fanning the flames of revolution, and then as you rule as King or Queen or Albion, will lead to an ever evolving world of consequences that will be felt across your entire land. This sets the stage for unparalleled action and adventure that offers even more ways to fight and engage than ever before.

This review is based on a copy I bought myself.

LamoreVincera’s Review:

I recently picked up Fable III for the Xbox 360; I never played the original Fable, but I did play the hell out of Fable II. Fable basics: you play a Hero. While that may sound pretty elemental for an RPG, note the capitalization; in many RPGs, the idea is that anyone can become the hero and protagonist. You have danger thrust upon you, and you respond, learning as you go. While that still applies here, in Fable’s world, being a Hero is a genetic trait. Not everyone can do it.

Also, the choices you make matter. Really, really matter. RPGs with multiple dialogue choices have been out for decades, and it was always fun to pick the asshole option, just to see what the NPC you were talking to would do. Here, that affects your morality. If you’re hated, people insult you on the streets. If you’re loved, well… in a game where you can have marriages and sexual encounters (and even get knocked up or catch an STD!), you’re golden. (Quick props to Lionhead Studios for including gay and lesbian relationships.) It even affects the way you look.

In Fable II, you played a Hero/Heroine, and you had to make really tough choices. In Fable III, the choices presented get exponentially harder, and the game is not shy about letting you know this will be going on – in fact, one of your first choices is whether your significant other or a large group of protesters dies at your brother’s hands. That one doesn’t affect your morality, but it sets the stage – there are no easy outs.

You play the son or daughter of the previous Hero from Fable II. Fifty years have passed since your mother/father’s awakening as a Hero, and they are now deceased. Your older brother, Logan, is king of Albion, and to say that he’s not doing a great job of it is a vast understatement. The Industrial Age has hit; factories are everywhere, and children are working them for little pay. Poverty is widespread, and the people hate their king. And if you voice that opinion, well… there goes your head.

The game starts out with you, the Prince or Princess, finding out that the Hero trait skipped over your brother and landed squarely on you. You begin with trying to find revolutionaries to help you take the throne, and you do (not a spoiler, really) – but the game really starts once you get crowned, about halfway through.

Those who played Fable II will recognize the previous game’s basics, like Bowerstone and its surrounding areas, the job system, the combat system, morality, money management, and the occasional game-long quest.

With all this talk of morality, it sounds like this game would be overly heavy, but it’s not. The quests range from the deadly serious (gaining revolutionary friends) to good vs. evil (murder for money?) to just plain goofy (offing garden gnomes that have come to life and insult you in Eric Idle’s voice).

The voice cast is stellar – Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg, Ben Kingsley, John Cleese… It’s amazing, the people they pulled together for this project. The dialogue was written brilliantly, and with those actors behind the characters, it’s spoken brilliantly as well.

Overall, the game flows really well. Gameplay itself is quite easy to pick up, with simple controls. The story is wonderfully done – with one hitch. Overcoming that hitch is easy, as long as you know what it is. I’ll give you all several hints that should help you avoid the “wait, what?” at a late stage.

GAME HINTS

  1. Money. You need money. You need giant freaking truckloads of money. This is the single most important thing I can tell you. And you need to get most of it – I’m talking millions – during the first half of the game. Best way to do so? Get a job, you lazy bum! Blacksmithing is still the way to go. You purchase your upgrades in jobs and skills in “Guild seals” won from quests and battle, so acquire those blacksmithing updates as quickly as you can. Then go around and buy real estate like crazy. Pawnbroker shops in every city are your best bet; pubs come in second, but it really doesn’t matter as long as you’re buying. You will get rent/income from your properties every five minutes of gameplay. Get it rolling in, and quick!
  2.  There are normal treasure chests, and then there are Silver Key chests. You need to find as many silver keys as you possibly can, once again during the first half of the game. This game also adds very few Golden Keys to the mix. Find those too. You’ll gain better weaponry and giant lots of gold that way.
  3.  In this game, melee is not the way to go. Upgrade your magic as quickly as you can, and once you come across Spell Weaving, grab it. The most powerful attacks you can make are two spells cast at once. If magic isn’t working out for you, go the ranged weapons route and pick off your enemies. Melee battle – getting surrounded – will get you knocked out, and you will lose all of your Guild seals. Avoid it.

For the RPG adventurer, I’d say that this game is a great buy. Fun, challenging, solid acting and story… What’s not to like?


LamoreVincera

LamoreVincera has been a geek chick since the third grade, when she discovered Star Wars, Luke Skywalker, and a penchant for blond-haired farm boys. She has a lifetime-long love of fantasy, sci-fi, history, and medicine, and is currently working on achieving her dream of becoming a midwife, as well as working on a novel. She can be contacted at LamoreVincera @ hotmail . com and followed on Twitter at the link below.

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